Captain Smokes

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  • Real Name: Captain Smokes
  • Location: the Pacific Northwest
  • Member Since: January 24th, 2008 04:24 pm
  • Last Seen: February 18th, 2011 11:53 am
  • Personal tag line: you know what they say about guys with big hats....... We're Compensating.
  • Message board posts: 83

About Captain Smokes

I have to much time on my hands.

.................Time and blood!
I kid, but seriously, I've killed people.


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