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  • Real Name: CapnDumbass
  • Location: right behind you
  • Member Since: May 12th, 2010 10:01 am
  • Last Seen: August 30th, 2010 02:18 pm
  • Personal tag line: you'll go blind doing that!
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About CapnDumbass

There I was, two miles from anywhere and a dog hanging off my leg humping away. I dragged this damn beast all the way to the bus stop before realizing it was not a dog at all, but a huge rat! I ate well that night.


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