I am a time traveller from the year 1968 and while trying to find a new drug have somehow ended up in these strange times. I don't know how things work and don't understand your lolcats or your memes. Are they a form of secret communication? What is this "LOL" you always talk about? And why is my face on a book? On the plus side, there are more drugs now, but the music is terrible so I don't enjoy taking them. There are much more whimsical adventures to be had, but the police actually seem to care about people misbehaving. Hopefully some day I will be able to return to my own time, to warn others of the grave dangers to come.
