CanadianGoose

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  • Real Name: CanadianGoose
  • Location: Toronto
  • Member Since: June 23rd, 2010
  • Last Seen: June 26th, 2014 4:13 pm
  • Personal tag line: Tag lines aren't my specialty
  • Message board posts: 27

About CanadianGoose

I would love to tell you about me, but the courts have ruled I cannot use the internet as a platform to circulate my "extreme" views on cranberry juice. By the way, cranberry juice "doesn't" cause alien hand syndrome.

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