I like coconut flavored things and finding articles on cracked to distract me from my work, which is largely inconsequential anyway (unless you believe in the butterfly effect which would mean that my getting anything less than a B on my next paper could cause an apocalyptic event to befall the planet). You can thank me and my flawless GPA for the relative stability of life on earth. Or you could blame me for contributing to the clubbing of many a baby seal, albeit indirectly. Your choice.
