Calvert

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  • Real Name: Calvert
  • Location: Casa Grande, Arizona
  • Member Since: November 28th, 2009
  • Last Seen: May 24th, 2012 12:00 pm
  • Personal tag line: Ich heisse superfantassie!
  • Message board posts: 3

About Calvert

ALL about me.

I am a high schooler in a small town in Arizona and amazingly I am not nor do I ever intend to be knocked up unlike a sickening number of my peers. I am big into drama (I am one of the top technical people.) New ways to berate the idiot newbies on our crew and make fun of my fatass job-stealing (stole my cooler drama teacher's job) drama teacher are always appreciated. I like taking cool photos and I can do some semi-amazing things with Photoshop.

As for music, 99% of what I listen to is rock and roll, chronologically anywhere from Buddy Holly to any rock band that emerged in the 90s-2000s that doesn't suck balls. Queen are by far my favorite band.

My fashion taste lies somewhere between goth and punk. I do not wear black lipstick or write bad poetry, nor am I overly concerned with the overcommercialization of whatever. I'm also heterosexual, which may negate the goth thing even more.

I can also read, and I actually like to do so. I like Harry Potter and Stephen King, although lately I have become more of a nonfiction reader. Twi-shite sucks donkey nards.

Fun fact: I originally hail from Brea, Orange County, CA. I have yet to figure out why I live in Arizona.

Phew. A lot of information. If you have read this in its entirety and I somehow have failed to include something that you ABSOLUTELY MUST KNOW, drop me a line.

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