Call.Me.Carl

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  • Real Name: Call.Me.Carl
  • Location: Some Cornfield, NE
  • Member Since: December 6th, 2012
  • Last Seen: July 28th, 2014 8:46 am
  • Personal tag line: Don't Need No Steenkin' Tagline
  • Message board posts: 0

About Call.Me.Carl

I have a serious money addiction.

I suck dick for crack.

Then sell that crack for money.

Then the cycle starts all over again.

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