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  • Real Name: Calen Nakash
  • Location: United States
  • Member Since: June 17th, 2010
  • Last Seen: February 28th, 2014 10:00 pm
  • Personal tag line: Tag. You're it
  • Message board posts: 9
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About CalenNakash

25 year old graphic designer, actor and novelist. Likes long walks on the beach, a glass of champagne, and soft jazz. Up for wining and dining any time, baby.
Because if you can't score on a comedy website, you can't score at all.

In all seriousness though, find out yourself. Stop being lazy. Hit that send message button. Say hi. I'm nice. No? You're all that's wrong with the world.


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