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  • Real Name: Caffeinewriter
  • Location: Dickjokeland, US
  • Member Since: September 4th, 2011 09:00 pm
  • Last Seen: December 15th, 2014 04:10 pm
  • Personal tag line: SHARKS WITH FRICKIN' TAZERS!
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About Caffeinewriter

Let me get this straight... The front runners in the GOP campaign are named after a slimy lizard, sports equipment that serves no more purpose other than providing an easy target for a huge ball, and somebody who's last name is the name of a fluid produced during anal sex? I think I'll stick with Obomba. (Yes, I know I spelled that wrong, but it just felt so right.)


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