- Real Name: Christopher Calciano
- Location: Santa Cruz
- Member Since: December 13th, 2011
- Last Seen: May 23rd, 2012 11:12 pm
- Personal tag line: I'm a nerd, but I'm too stupid to be a nerd. So I guess I'm not a nerd.
- Message board posts: 1
I am a 98 year old man who lives in the forest and subsists on a healthy diet of raisins, whiskey, and bug dung. I enjoy slapping people when they talk out of turn. I am also not an alcoholic.