I recently killed a man. Yeah, he's dead. For the last few weeks I have been running, and using this laptop to tune into Cracked.com. I do not think the police are smart enough to find killers on the internet, because come on, this is the Internet, right? Complicated stuff. When Police find out how to use a series of tubes, that's the day I become a cop.

-For purposes to avoid arrest. I am not really a killer. I am a murderer that has not been caught yet.

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