CJshaggy

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  • Real Name: Cody Jumper
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
  • Member Since: January 22nd, 2012
  • Last Seen: November 6th, 2012 9:43 pm
  • Personal tag line: Why finish today when you can...
  • Message board posts: 2

About CJshaggy

I once fought a bear, an alligator and a tiger all at once and lived to tell the story. Unfortunately, I am dead now. I escaped from the tiger with just enough time to write this. It doesn't seem that I will have enough time to post this, so it is my hope..NAY! It is my will that someone would be kind enough to post this upon seeing me dead. Goodbye world. Oh, wait a minute...the tiger ran away. Hmm. Ok. Never mind then, I'm still alive. Maybe I should change this then? No. No. This is good.

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