I like to pull my pants up reaaaal high like. I also love the movies Fletch, and Fletch lives. I am the Bushwick, Brooklyn gyro eating champ 5 years in a row and counting. I can make an egg dissappear into thin air, wow! I once ran in a 5K and I was sponsored by Billy Mayes and the Awesome Auger. I've been known to mow a lawn or two, and I think the Boy Scouts of America are gay.

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