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  • Real Name: BurgerMeister
  • Location: Pyongyang, DPRK
  • Member Since: April 8th, 2009 08:58 am
  • Last Seen: January 19th, 2010 08:40 am
  • Personal tag line: Oh Herrrrrrooooo!
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About BurgerMeister

I like to pull my pants up reaaaal high like. I also love the movies Fletch, and Fletch lives. I am the Bushwick, Brooklyn gyro eating champ 5 years in a row and counting. I can make an egg dissappear into thin air, wow! I once ran in a 5K and I was sponsored by Billy Mayes and the Awesome Auger. I've been known to mow a lawn or two, and I think the Boy Scouts of America are gay.


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