Hi, my name is Jeremy and I'm addicted to crack - er, I mean, Cracked. Yeah, Cracked...

I'm one of those guys who loves comedy and wishes he was funnier. I'm kind of a Salieri of humor. If that doesn't make sense to you, then you probably haven't seen Amadeus. You really need to get on that. Seriously. If you have seen it (less likely), then you are unequivocally awesome and should friend me. Unless, of course, you didn't like it (even less likely). In that case, you can go suck a lemon. Speaking of which, I actually ate an entire lemon one time. Yeah, literally the WHOLE thing. I won a nice journal and a couple of books. In retrospect, it probably wasn't worth it.

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