I am a poet and musician from MA. I am known for my idiosyncratic beliefs and behaviors, for wearing a cowboy hat at all times, and for holding the World Record in Bobbing for Jellyfish. I was born on the planet Mars, as the reincarnation of an early canine cosmonaut and was raised by the Sasquatch tribe in Northern New England. I am fond of playing psychedelic guitar solos and writing inaccessible poetry that confuses people. I am probably best known for impersonating Wile E. Coyote.