BrotherNailgun

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  • Real Name: BrotherNailgun
  • Location: Mars
  • Member Since: June 8th, 2011 06:34 pm
  • Last Seen: June 23rd, 2014 06:52 pm
  • Personal tag line: The only difference between a madman and myself is that I am not Salvador Dali
  • Message board posts: 0

About BrotherNailgun

I am a poet and musician from MA. I am known for my idiosyncratic beliefs and behaviors, for wearing a cowboy hat at all times, and for holding the World Record in Bobbing for Jellyfish. I was born on the planet Mars, as the reincarnation of an early canine cosmonaut and was raised by the Sasquatch tribe in Northern New England. I am fond of playing psychedelic guitar solos and writing inaccessible poetry that confuses people. I am probably best known for impersonating Wile E. Coyote.

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