Brocktoon

Brocktoon's Cracked photo
  • Real Name: Perry Layz Fatone
  • Location: New York City
  • Member Since: November 29th, 2007
  • Last Seen: May 10th, 2010 2:29 pm
  • Personal tag line: I should want to shake hands with Mr. Belvedere, but I shouldn't want to grab a lock of his hair.
  • Message board posts: 0

About Brocktoon

Dennis Kucinich supporter since `83 and I go all the way on a first date.

Articles

  1. My Dad Ranks My 7 Most Embarrassing Athletic Failures
    By: Anthony Layser | | 274,563 views
  2. 7 Steps To Getting (And Losing) The Worst Job in Showbiz
    By: Anthony Layser | | 195,536 views
  3. 7 Simple Steps To a Terrifying Night in Vegas
    By: Anthony Layser | | 205,119 views
  4. 7 Helpful Tips For the Child Who Made My Flight Hell
    By: Anthony Layser | | 234,842 views
  5. Suggested Improvements for the Guy Who Mugged Me Last Week
    By: Anthony Layser | | 228,309 views
  6. The 10 Most Sexually Unappealing Craigslist Postings
    By: Anthony Layser | | 1,486,124 views
  7. Liberal Guilt Justified: 6 Creepy Mail Order Bride Websites
    By: Anthony Layser | | 867,801 views
  8. The 10 Creepiest Craigslist Casual Encounters
    By: Anthony Layser | | 1,319,838 views
  9. The Only Prescription: Top 10 Cowbell Songs
    By: Anthony Layser | | 162,932 views
  10. The 5 Most Magnificient Cinematic Beatings of Joe Pesci
    By: Anthony Layser | | 57,812 views

Account Tools

My Favorites

I have no favorites yet.

Cracked Friends