Born in the south, raised out west, lived in the country of political unrest, grew up in the desert, and matured in the tundra...now I live in eastcoast hell, oh how I wonda???

That is the classical poem written by moi about where I grew up. It can be interpreted as follows: My parents were in the military and I was born in Virginia and moved 100 times every four years. I'll let you guess the other places :)