Breenogg

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  • Real Name: Breenogg
  • Location: Texas Baby!!
  • Member Since: January 31st, 2012
  • Last Seen: October 25th, 2014 7:33 pm
  • Personal tag line: Stupidity is genetic, ignorance is a choice.
  • Message board posts: 39

About Breenogg

I am a single dad that drives a truck for a living. Please feel free to insert your choice of stereotype here. Other than that I love to torture fish by presenting them a veritable buffet then forcing them against their will into my boat by means of a long piece of glorified string, get their hopes up by keeping them alive for hours afterwards, then cutting into them with a very sharp knife, only to devour their flesh after searing it on a super hot piece of metal. I also like smoky old pool rooms, clear mountain mornings...oops sorry that cowboys I'm thinking of.

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