I am bigger than my body. My mind races a mile a minute and even I can not keep up. I own a business, direct and act in theatre, write poetry, blog, run and act in an improv troupe, own a party planning business and a web promoting business. I am currently writing a book about the nothing of nothing. It will be a masterpiece. People say my mind is a place of wonder. Most likely just insanity. I can juggle 50 million things at once, and usually make sense of it all. I have been reading cracked since I was a child. I actually came to the website right after its launch. I have had profiles on here before with emails so old, I can not even find the servers anymore. The way I survive life is humor. Cracked Humor.