Salutations, sirs and madams!
My name is Matthew, and I am coming to you from the eastern coast of the ole US of A. I would put down my likes and dislikes, but since I am fairly certain no one is going to read this, I will just say that I would like to work at Cracked at some point in my life, so I shall wait for a call from Cracked headquarters if they happen to read this.
