BowToTheBard Cracked photo
  • Real Name: Something far less interesting
  • Location: Michigan
  • Member Since: November 10th, 2008 11:23 pm
  • Last Seen: July 19th, 2016 08:21 pm
  • Personal tag line: Their once was a man from Nantucket. Nothing happened to him.
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About BowToTheBard

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The default "About Me" that was generated was "I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am too busy masturbating."

They know me so well.


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