Bort License Plates

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  • Real Name: Bort License Plates
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
  • Member Since: June 14th, 2009
  • Last Seen: July 1st, 2013 5:33 pm
  • Personal tag line: In your FACE, Flanders!
  • Message board posts: 109

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