Extremely good looking, smart, debonair, sofisticated. I drink rare brandies, and Scotch aged 21 years. I am the president of the Yatcht Club at my country club, and play a scratch handicap (That's golf talk for I kick ass). I am leading my "Bill O'Reilly for the leader of the entire universe" campaign. I eat lunch with Donald Trump, and dinner with Meagan Fox. I also ghost wrote the entire Borne Trilogy as a favor to my friend Matt Damon. I make 20k a month on a slow month. Did I mention I'm good looking? I'm also very modest. God please bless all the white people, because foreigners are so...ethnic.

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