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  • Real Name: Black-Velvet
  • Location: Perth, Western Australia.
  • Member Since: March 5th, 2008
  • Last Seen: October 19th, 2014 9:13 am
  • Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
  • Message board posts: 46

About Black-Velvet

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am too busy having sex with David Wong.


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