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  • Real Name: Black-Velvet
  • Location: Perth, Western Australia.
  • Member Since: March 5th, 2008 09:42 am
  • Last Seen: July 7th, 2016 05:25 am
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I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am too busy having sex with David Wong.


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