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  • Real Name: Colsen
  • Location: Emerging from the Techno Pod, where I danced in my sleep for oh so long.
  • Member Since: July 5th, 2008
  • Last Seen: December 9th, 2009 10:07 am
  • Personal tag line: Taglines are for cyborganic metrosexuals.
  • Message board posts: 58

About Bionic_Colsen

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am busy fighting crime with the power of DANCE!


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