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  • Real Name: Bill Paxley
  • Location: All good book stores
  • Member Since: August 26th, 2011 03:44 am
  • Last Seen: November 16th, 2011 07:09 am
  • Personal tag line: I had a sandwich once, it was vicious.
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About BillPaxley

As I sit and contemplate how I came to be the most popular person at work, I begin to wonder when exactly it was I removed my pants and where they are now. If I go to look for them my penis will be on full show, as are my colleuge's breasts at the moment, but I can't see them as she's sat under my desk. Maybe she knows what happened to them? Maybe. Right now I have a sandwich to eat. Answers will follow, they always do.


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