BigPhillyMan

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  • Real Name: Dan King
  • Location: Somewhere between the North and South Poles
  • Member Since: December 5th, 2007
  • Last Seen: July 23rd, 2012 2:44 pm
  • Personal tag line: Look into my eyes, and fear the EMU!
  • Message board posts: 2

About BigPhillyMan

We never get back our youth. The pulse of joy that beats in us at 20 becomes sluggish. Our limbs fail, our senses rot. We degenerate into hideous puppets, haunted by the memory of the passions of which we were too much afraid, and the exquisite temptations that we had not the courage to yield to... And then we retire to Florida.

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