Bethmoora

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  • Real Name: Kelsey
  • Location: Missouri: Osage Native American word for "Ball Soup"
  • Member Since: January 25th, 2010
  • Last Seen: May 20th, 2012 9:33 pm
  • Personal tag line: And that's why I can't go for that.
  • Message board posts: 1

About Bethmoora

"'KILL THE BODY AND THE HEAD WILL DIE.'
'You're full of acid you fool. It'll be a goddamn miracle if we can get to the hotel and check in before you turn into a wild animal. Are you ready for that? Checking into a Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud and a head full of acid?" He was laughing again, then he jammed his nose down toward the salt shaker, aiming the thin green roll of a $20 bill straight into what was left of the powder.'"

I'm a female humanoid aged 23 uneventful years.

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