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  • Real Name: BestofFates
  • Location: Northern Virginia. Not Virginia, Not Yet D.C.
  • Member Since: January 25th, 2011 02:28 pm
  • Last Seen: November 7th, 2012 07:01 am
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About BestofFates

I love sleeping on strangers' couches, 1940s fashion and the Arabic word for chicken.

I hate Victorian movies, alien abduction stories and libraries.

I stalk groundhogs at


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