BeenThinking Cracked photo
  • Real Name: Benjamin Trufflesworth
  • Location: The Last Dorito
  • Member Since: April 2nd, 2011 01:59 pm
  • Last Seen: September 13th, 2011 02:02 pm
  • Personal tag line: Sugary a bag...accompanied by ketchup...engulfed in flames...soaring through the a Captain America Costume.
  • Message board posts

About BeenThinking

I don't see dead people, and I neither care for NOR wish to have such an ability (when someone dies I assume they vanish, thus explaining their whereabouts)

I make videos that, from time to time, are worth watching IF you've consumed large amounts or alcohol and/or drugs (I in no way endorse the use of such substances, but I do recommend them)

I would like to finish this exhilarating introduction by announcing my fondness of "(" and ")". Thank you and don't look now, but there's a spider on your shoulder.


No articles found.


No columns found.


No videos found.

Account Tools

Cracked Friends

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

The Weekly Hit List

Sit back... Relax... We'll do all the work.
Get a weekly update on the best at Cracked. Subscribe now!