I don't see dead people, and I neither care for NOR wish to have such an ability (when someone dies I assume they vanish, thus explaining their whereabouts)
I make videos that, from time to time, are worth watching IF you've consumed large amounts or alcohol and/or drugs (I in no way endorse the use of such substances, but I do recommend them)
I would like to finish this exhilarating introduction by announcing my fondness of "(" and ")". Thank you and don't look now, but there's a spider on your shoulder.