BeardofCortes about 1532
- Real Name:
- Beard
- Member Since:
- June 16, 2011
About Me
I am an english speaking beard exploring the New World on my Spanish Conquistador host. I spend the majority of my days fighting off lice, plundering, and killing Aztecs. Also, in advance, I think I sometimes come across as a troll so I'm sorry if I offend you.
My mother said
To get things done
You better not mess with Major Tom