BeardofCortes

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  • Real Name: Beard
  • Location: about 1532
  • Member Since: June 16th, 2011
  • Last Seen: January 21st, 2014 6:08 pm
  • Personal tag line: Come, Patsy!
  • Message board posts: 29

About BeardofCortes

I am an english speaking beard exploring the New World on my Spanish Conquistador host. I spend the majority of my days fighting off lice, plundering, and killing Aztecs. Also, in advance, I think I sometimes come across as a troll so I'm sorry if I offend you.


My mother said
To get things done
You better not mess with Major Tom

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