- Real Name: Beard
- Location: about 1532
- Member Since: June 16th, 2011
- Last Seen: May 24th, 2012 9:57 pm
- Personal tag line: Come, Patsy!
- Message board posts: 22
I am an english speaking beard exploring the New World on my Spanish Conquistador host. I spend the majority of my days fighting off lice, plundering, and killing Aztecs. Also, in advance, I think I sometimes come across as a troll so I'm sorry if I offend you.
My mother said
To get things done
You better not mess with Major Tom