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  • Real Name: Bart_Luscious
  • Location: in Hell wiping the sweat off Satans sack
  • Member Since: March 13th, 2009 09:09 am
  • Last Seen: August 7th, 2009 11:51 am
  • Personal tag line: Live life as a dog would. If you cant eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
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About Bart_Luscious

im a farmer who solves crime in his spare time! When im bored, i like to feed on the souls of kittens and the tears or orphaned children. On weekends and any other time i feel like, i enjoy activities involving sex and drinking, interspersed with some drinking and sex.
I Luv House music, all types of House, especially Deep house but Not Hard house (MiFF!). I also live on Hip Hop - got a huge collection of it; as well as a bit of Rap (Big Pun and Biggie, you cant go wrong there).. Music tends to loosen those screws in my head a bit, and i Luv that... Oh! an i think Afrikaans and/or Dutch music is Audio Terrorism!
Thank You, for your useless muttering!
I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead!!

Enjoy your stay


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