I recently defeated my arch nemesis and completed my quest of world domination. You wouldn't think so, but Michael Jackson was actually running the place the entire time... Quite obvious I suppose... He was just SO funky....( I knocked off Billy Mays just because that Kablam shit doesn't work. Plus that beard was hard to compete with...)
Now that I own the world will I be changing things?
Nah. I'm lazy.
Which is why I waited so long to take over. This is exactly how I like it!

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