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  • Real Name: Bakeshow
  • Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
  • Member Since: August 13th, 2009 12:02 pm
  • Last Seen: January 16th, 2011 08:28 pm
  • Personal tag line: When Alexander Saw The Breadth of His Domain He Wept For There Were No More Worlds To Conquer
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About Bakeshow

I grew up and have lived in Nevada the majority of my life save for some time before I was 7 and a couple of years in my adolescence spent matriculating/binge drinking at the University of Arizona. I am now an Architecture School educated Landscape Designer in a city that rises and drops on pace with the national economy. I still like to live my life like I'm in college and luckily the city of Las Vegas affords me the opportunity to be at a bar at 3 AM on an idle Wednesday if that's what I happen to want to do that day. Needless to say I wouldn't describe myself as quite grown up or fully responsible yet but fuck all that noise, when did that ever sound fun.

I am a huge fan of all kinds of aspects of social life and popular culture. I love being with friends and family and engaging in social activities, primarily stuff like parties and social gatherings. In popular culture I enjoy almost everything ranging from music to movies to television to sports I'm a fan of most things that can be done by watching and or cheering. I do enjoy sports competitively as well but mainly of the pick up game variety or any way that incorporates drinking like beer league softball or sloshball.

I'm probably sounding like a raging alcoholic in this description and while this may be true keep in mind that A.) I never drink alone (unless I am forced to by some kind o bet) and B.) I much prefer smoking ganja to drinking as a vice of choice. (Also note that I often find myself engaging in both behaviors while engaging in the aforementioned social's a viscous cycle.)

What else could people want to know? I'm an American of mixed ancestry being Colombian & Scottish. I have a profound affinity for Penguins to the point of having a collection of stuffed ones, having one tattooed on my back (a badass looking one mind you), and have found myself in a penguin compound at a Las Vegas hotel trying to capture one, to no avail.

So in conclusion, I'll just say that I'm Alex Baker.....Absolute Bad Ass...At least I like to tell myself that before going to sleep.


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