Bagelfish

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  • Real Name: Bagelfish
  • Location: UK
  • Member Since: December 10th, 2008 10:01 am
  • Last Seen: March 1st, 2012 08:05 am
  • Personal tag line: Hi, I rock!
  • Message board posts: 19

About Bagelfish

I am 8 foot tall, I can bench press 4000lbs, I have laser eyes, I have a Kevlar windpipe, I once defeated Robot-Hitler in a duel to the death and I'm made of liquid fire (but I tend to wear a skin-like asbestos suit so as not to destroy the world).

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