So much for doomsday, now someone get some bangers and mash!
I saw "Weird Al" Yankovic live in concert. My life is now complete.
I just saw Florence and the Machine live in concert. Now my life is completer.
If you can't laugh at yourself, don't look in the mirror
"In simplistic terms, the universe, as we know it, is the absence of nothing." (I think my old tag line about dick jokes is more to the point.)
The whole world is matchless!
Some of us are safe, but not you.
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