- Real Name: Colette
- Location: THE MIDDLE OF FUCKIN NOWHERE, NC : I WANNA GO BACK TO JERSEY
- Member Since: November 22nd, 2007
- Last Seen: February 28th, 2008 7:44 pm
- Personal tag line: DON'T FUCK WITH A JERSEY GIRL UNLESS U WANNA GET FUCKED BACK!
- Message board posts: 0
Let's see....what is there to say about me....born and raised in Jersey...transplanted to NC in 2005(Still 1000% Jersey Girl!)I'm mommy to an awesome little boy (He fuckin rocks, he's 3 and he tells me he wants to play drums like John Bonham, seriously!) I love music (couldn't live without it!), movies, books, animals, being scared,exploring new places, hanging out with my friends, and rough, kinky, animalistic sex (spanking? hair-pulling? biting? yesssssssss please!) My idea of a good time is bull-shitting and laughing with cool people. I have a bad mouth and a fucked up sense of humor but I'm always honest and real and I don't pull any punches. Don't ask me for advice or my opinion unless u really want to know what I think. I am a living contradiction...I'm a girly girl but I like blood and gore and gratuitous sex & violence and motorcycles (cruisers, NOT crotch rockets) and rock and roll. I like snakes and lizards but bugs totally freak me out. I'm shy but I talk a lot. I don't care what people think of me but I embarrass easily. Above all I am cool with who I am and I won't change for anyone. Anyone who really knows me knows all this already. Anybody who wants to get to know me...just ask & I'll tell u.
Hmmmmmm, anything else? Ok.
Music: I'm primarily a rock and punk chick but I'll really listen to anything but country. If it sounds good and the lyrics speak to me it's fuckin cool.
Movies: There are way too many to list (lol, u should see the huge fuckin list on MySpace, and I still barely scratched the surface of what I like)
Also, I love to read. Everything from Shakespeare to Poe to Lovecraft to Romance to the back of the shampoo bottle or cereal box. Really just about anything with an intersting story (or colorful pictures and a fun maze, lol). LOVE true crime novels. Say You Love Satan is an awesome one! Along with Helter Skelter, Disturbed Ground, Cradle to Grave, and The Black Hope Horror (ok so that one is about ghosts but it is supposed to be a true story and it's scary as fuck!) And Weird New Jersey is the BEST magazine ever published.
Aside from my son the best things in life really are sex, drugs, and rock n roll. Eh, I guess if I think of anything else I'll put it in later. Like I said before, if u want to know anything about me or just chat hit me up. ROCK ON BITCHES!!!!!!!