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  • Real Name: BADALEX
  • Location: Australia. Land of the venomous and angry.
  • Member Since: October 23rd, 2009 02:27 am
  • Last Seen: September 26th, 2016 02:57 am
  • Personal tag line: I'm doing it.
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Hilariously, the truth about me sounds like I made it up. I have alternatively been a sales and marketing executive, cocktail bartender, bouncer, bodyguard, interior demolisher, settlement clerk for a law firm, metal worker in a sheet metal factory, technical consultant for a solar power company and astrophysicist. Along this path I've learnt ways to break people's necks from nine different cultures and been mistaken numerous times for military, police or intelligence service personnel. All the while maintaining a pithy remark average of at least seven and denying all involvement in any government, either foreign or domestic, affiliated agency whether it be military, para-military, policing or intelligence.

At least, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.


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