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  • Real Name: Sir [as in knight, not dude] Emily Sexypants McGee XIV
  • Location: in the super tiny useless pocket of your jeans
  • Member Since: September 1st, 2008 02:00 pm
  • Last Seen: July 24th, 2009 02:08 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'm as awesome as an anthrax panda. [That's incredibly awesome btw]
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About AwsmEmily

I am me. *ta-da* And i am also waaaaaay to lazy to write a bunch of crap about me =] so hah. for all you know i could be a 40 year old fattie wearing a furry costume and living in my parents basement eating cheetos while contributing to my popular account on deviantart.


[or am i?....]

>:] muahahahahahaha. you will never know....

or will u?....


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