Awesome-Possum Cracked photo
  • Real Name: Awesome-Possum
  • Location: Behind Dumpstropolis
  • Member Since: December 5th, 2012 07:42 am
  • Last Seen: January 17th, 2016 06:58 pm
  • Personal tag line: Awesome Possum!
  • Message board posts

About Awesome-Possum

I am Awesome Possum! By day, an unassuming trash can pillager, by night, I become AWESOME!!!! I blend like a shadow with the night. My eyes glow with an eerie light in the harsh beam of the headlights of evildoers. I emit a fearsome smell when I confront those who would seek to harm:

The Awesome Possum!!!!


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