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  • Real Name: AveragePenisMan
  • Location: Wherever there is mockery, whether it be a locker room or a porn set, I am there.
  • Member Since: August 15th, 2010 04:48 pm
  • Last Seen: September 12th, 2010 05:44 pm
  • Personal tag line: Did someone ask for the vienna sausage?
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About AveragePenisMan

Do to a freak circumcision , I have acquired the unique ability to have the exact average penis length. With the help from my trusted sidekick, Pancake Nipple Woman, we roam the world fitting off the tyranny of those who are gifted in the ways of the peni.


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