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  • Real Name: Avant-Gardener
  • Location: Secret
  • Member Since: August 8th, 2011 03:54 pm
  • Last Seen: June 29th, 2012 05:20 am
  • Personal tag line: Those who fight monsters should take care always to carry a gun.
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About Avant-Gardener

If you'd like to know about me, there's a man waiting in the cereal aisle in the nearest Walmart, waiting to give you a packet of pictures of me as a child. If you manage to find the places in the pictures, you will find pages from my diary, one in each location. When you put all ten pages together, the letters in the corners of the pages will spell out my current address. I'll be waiting.


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