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  • Real Name: Autobahn
  • Location: Germany
  • Member Since: April 28th, 2009
  • Last Seen: April 22nd, 2010 8:12 am
  • Personal tag line: WTS?!
  • Message board posts: 0

About Autobahn

Actually being located in Germany, I am the only reader in god knows how many kilometers radius (There, I said it! Long live the metric system).
The name Autobahn I chose as my account name, for being the only explicit german word you would know refering to the country itself other than Octoberfest, Hitler or thanks to Backpfeifengesicht. I thought all three alternatives may have given you the wrong impression of me.
My hobbies are...damn it... right, I don't have any. I guess following most articles and featured videos on this site could be described as "my hobby". Allthough that would probably also paint a strange picture of me.
What I like: lunch breaks, electronic music and I'm particuly fond of the letters ÄäÜüÖö.


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