AutoTurret

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  • Real Name: AutoTurret
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
  • Member Since: April 19th, 2008
  • Last Seen: July 29th, 2014 2:21 am
  • Personal tag line: No mister bond, I expect you to sit still for your goddamn laser eye surgery.
  • Message board posts: 401

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