Australia

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  • Real Name: James
  • Location: Take a wild guess
  • Member Since: October 29th, 2012
  • Last Seen: April 12th, 2014 7:50 am
  • Personal tag line: I'm alive! Oh. Well, that was fast.
  • Message board posts: 39

About Australia

Long time human being, first time amateur penguin wrangler, I spend most of my time staring at the wall and wondering what people that get laid are doing right now. Probably getting laid. I fancy myself a successful astronaut, confident intellectual, interesting party guest and empathetic friend, but in reality am none of the above. In my spare time, I write stuff nobody will ever read. Vastly considered a waste of a sperm, I tend to ramble on long after people lose interest and am generally cut off mid

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