Long time human being, first time amateur penguin wrangler, I spend most of my time staring at the wall and wondering what people that get laid are doing right now. Probably getting laid. I fancy myself a successful astronaut, confident intellectual, interesting party guest and empathetic friend, but in reality am none of the above. In my spare time, I write stuff nobody will ever read. Vastly considered a waste of a sperm, I tend to ramble on long after people lose interest and am generally cut off mid