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  • Real Name: AustinY
  • Location: Up in your hizzy
  • Member Since: December 28th, 2010 02:18 pm
  • Last Seen: January 19th, 2014 02:43 pm
  • Personal tag line: I one day hope that enough people know me so that if i was murdered, it would be an assassination.
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About AustinY

I like long walks on the beach, skinny dipping in my neighbor's pool while his children watch, and turtles. I really, really enjoy turtles.


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