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  • Real Name: Johnny Kilhefner
  • Location: Northern Virginia
  • Member Since: March 21st, 2011
  • Last Seen: February 15th, 2012 1:01 pm
  • Personal tag line: "Nobody likes you, you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny."
  • Message board posts: 7

About Artisin

My interest in language was cultivated by the potency emanating from a certain combinations of words, in both prose and rhyme, which tugged on a cord in my brain prompting me to follow the strings. In these modern times I see myself as a crusader for the power of language. Though I'm not above dick jokes, acid trips and anything that remotely resembles titties.


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