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  • Real Name: AnthraxPrincess
  • Location: Wouldn't you like to know... It's Maryland.
  • Member Since: December 31st, 2009 05:55 pm
  • Last Seen: February 3rd, 2012 03:57 pm
  • Personal tag line: I am incapable of planning to say funny things.
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About AnthraxPrincess

I fall. A lot. I wear geek glasses. I am a nerd. Please save me from suburbia. Humans depress me. Disney princesses suck, hence, I am Princess Anthrax, a new breed of princess.

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
~Douglas Adams~

I am a girl on the internets. No tits and I will not GTFO. KthxBye.


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