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  • Real Name: Anthony Emerson
  • Location: Portland, Maine, USA
  • Member Since: October 20th, 2009 01:53 pm
  • Last Seen: November 5th, 2012 05:23 pm
  • Personal tag line: Fuck the Internet
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About AnthonyEmerson

Your typical Roman Catholic from Maine. No, that's not in Canada. No, I'm not shitting you.

Anyway, Red Sox rule, Yankees suck, Bruins rule, Maple Leafs suck, Celtics rule, Lakers suck, Patriots rule, Colts suck, Manchester United rules, AC Milan sucks.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is the greatest video game of all time. Anyone who says different is retarded.

Lost is a cool show. Gilmore Girls sucks.

And, fuck the New York Yankees. Especially A-Rod. Fuck him.


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